Where the hell did the egg laying rabbit come from ?!
No seriously who came up with the rabbit laying eggs idea ? I can't find anything other than a pagan legend of Eostre who changed a bird into a rabbit !
What does that have to do with 3issa 3aleyh 2il salam (Jesus Christ) Crucifixion ?!
And don't tell me its a symbol of rebirth, a phoenix is much cooler than a rabbit laying eggs.
Although its a creative way to get rid of the surplus in eggs caused by lent !
Oh well I guess I prefer the legendary "Hare Club for men" theory much better than all the one's i came across
ps. if anyone is offended please tell me why ? I actually waited till the end of the week so I won't be inconsiderate !more unrelated cartoons of bunnies ;
Those marshmellow duckies are disgusting :P
Edit: in case u miss the reference and the link watch this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDrLeI1d6v0
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posted by No_Angel at
10:04 AM
16 Comments:
I would aslo love to know what the rabbit has to do with Easter!
By
Anonymous, At
12/4/07 12:37
You do have a point there!! i have no idea of course about all your questions and wonderings! but i find it interesting that you are thinking about such stuff!!
Have a great weekend!
By
Me, At
12/4/07 16:05
Just watch south park and you will get the answer:D
By
Mohanned, At
12/4/07 18:41
Bam,
I posted the part of south park that explains it all:D
By
Mohanned, At
12/4/07 19:28
The Pagan origins of the Easter Bunny
"The answer lies in the ingenious way that the Christian church absorbed Pagan practices. After discovering that people were more reluctant to give up their holidays and festivals than their gods, they simply incorporated Pagan practices into Christian festivals. As recounted by the Venerable Bede, an early Christian writer, clever clerics copied Pagan practices and by doing so, made Christianity more palatable to pagan folk reluctant to give up their festivals for somber Christian practices.
In second century Europe, the predominate spring festival was a raucous Saxon fertility celebration in honor of the Saxon Goddess Eastre (Ostara), whose sacred animal was a hare.
The colored eggs associated with the bunny are of another, even more ancient origin. The eggs associated with this and other Vernal festivals have been symbols of rebirth and fertility for so long the precise roots of the tradition are unknown, and may date to the beginning of human civilization. Ancient Romans and Greeks used eggs as symbols of fertility, rebirth, and abundance- eggs were solar symbols, and figured in the festivals of numerous resurrected gods.
Pagan fertility festivals at the time of the Spring equinox were common- it was believed that at this time, when day and night were of equal length, male and female energies were also in balance. The hare is often associated with moon goddesses; the egg and the hare together represent the god and the goddess, respectively.
Moving forward fifteen hundred years, we find ourselves in Germany, where children await the arrival of Oschter Haws, a rabbit who will lay colored eggs in nests to the delight of children who discover them Easter morning. It was this German tradition that popularized the 'Easter bunny' in America, when introduced into the American cultural fabric by German settlers in Pennsylvania.
Many modern practitioners of Neo-pagan and earth-based religions have embraced these symbols as part of their religious practice, identifying with the life-affirming aspects of the spring holiday. (The Neopagan holiday of Ostara is descended from the Saxon festival.) Ironically, some Christian groups have used the presence of these symbols to denounce the celebration of the Easter holiday, and many churches have recently abandoned the Pagan moniker with more Christian oriented titles like 'Resurrection Sunday.'"
By
7aki Fadi, At
13/4/07 02:30
salam in actuality they are not related :)
summer hey thanks summer, my mind is wandering off a bit lately :D
muhannad thnx for ur post about it :) check the link I have in this post hehe its slightly better than the comedy central one
7aki am flabegasted ! ok i apoint u as my official source for wiccan and pagan traditions :D and i'll add a titsy bit of information preotestants don't have bunnies
Thank you for that uber detailed explanation i enjoyed it alot
By
No_Angel, At
13/4/07 13:48
LOL, I just googled it and clicked on the first link, copy, paste and Voilà ;)
By
7aki Fadi, At
13/4/07 21:42
I FEEL DUMB NOW
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Noah had three sons, Japheth Shem and Ham.
Ham had several sons, one of whom was called Canan.
Now because of an Incident in Noah's tent between Canan and Noah while Noah was drunk, Noah cursed Canan to serve the tents of Shem and Japheth.
Now Canan lived in the land of Babylon and his grandson was Nimrod who created the
state system to serve him as god and thus the story of the Tower of Babel, etc..
Nimrod claimed to be a god and was killed.
His body was smeared all over the streets
of the place.
But that didnt stop the worship of him as
a god for his wife declared he didnt die and therefore he rose into heaven and now has become the sun god.
A few years later his widow, got pregnant, the rays of the sun had impregnated her, and she brings forth a reincarnated child
which she calls TAMUse.
Born during the winter solstice. dec 25.
A child mass was held, killing infants on December 25th.
She dies, Tamuramous,
accends into heaven and is so holy she is reborn on the fertile equinox, the longest
day of equal sun light and darkness, she
is sent back to earth in this giant egg,
lands in the ephrates river, the egg
breaks open, then she turns a bird into an egg laying rabbit to proclaim her divinity.
This is on the first sunday after the equinox in spring Ancient Tamu sun god worship. Known all over in the eastern world.
A freak hunting accident where the reincarnated Tamus gets gored to death by a wild boar in his 40th year.
Then for each year followers would weep for 40 days and nights for each year of his life here then to give Tamus a better afterlife.
These 40 days preceeds easter sunday as the mother is reincarnated as godess of
fertility.
This was merged into Lent.
Where you deny yourself pleasures for 40 days, etc...
On Easter Sunday the followers would kill a wild boar and eat it, ham, in observances to Tamu.
The sons of Canan developed this in the land of Babylon, IRAN IRAQ area, and God had to make an end to this. Because he saw there was no way to stop this evil of
sun god worship from spreading that he destroyed the city, its tower, and mixed the tongue confused the language into all
these different languages to spread throughout the world, the name of the god changed and so on. The sons of Canan moved and Squatted on the promise land.
The Cananites and their Tamus Sun God Worship would kill babies in these caves and burn them as offerings to Tamus on
Decemeber 25th.
And on easter Sunday, after 40 days, of their observance, at the early sunday service, as the sun rises and fills the light into the cave, the priests of the
tamu sun god worship would inpregnate virgins in the cave and then kill these babies nine months later in the same cave,
and dip their eggs red in the blood of the sacrificed babies.
Tamu was what the early Roman Empire refered to as Mithra the Sun God. Mithra, the Light of the World, is an ancient sun god identified with Sol Invictus Mithra, that has been written down to be born on December 25th. Mithra resembled Jesus Christ in many references.
Sacrificing a person to the Roman Sun God was that you be nailed to a cross of tree, Death on the cross was the practice of both the Roman Empire and the capital punishment of the 2nd Temple Period in Judea/ Israel. Your hands be nailed, and
the palm colapses, around the nail with the thumb pulled in, the muscle bone and tendons are quite strong.
This way of persecution was adapted from the Persian Empire. Babylon. While the jews were in exhile, some merging of cultures occurred, and as it is written in
the 9 meter long temple scroll as in the dead sea scrolls, the freed jewish slaves of babylon adopted this means of punishment to a more escalated level whereas to be nailed to a tree is to be
cursed by god and man.
By
Anonymous, At
26/12/10 10:04
Noah had three sons, Japheth Shem and Ham.
Ham had several sons, one of whom was called Canan.
Now because of an Incident in Noah's tent between Canan and Noah while Noah was drunk, Noah cursed Canan to serve the tents of Shem and Japheth.
Now Canan lived in the land of Babylon and his grandson was Nimrod who created the
state system to serve him as god and thus the story of the Tower of Babel, etc..
Nimrod claimed to be a god and was killed.
His body was smeared all over the streets
of the place.
But that didnt stop the worship of him as
a god for his wife declared he didnt die and therefore he rose into heaven and now has become the sun god.
A few years later his widow, got pregnant, the rays of the sun had impregnated her, and she brings forth a reincarnated child
which she calls TAMUse.
Born during the winter solstice. dec 25.
A child mass was held, killing infants on December 25th.
She dies, Tamuramous,
accends into heaven and is so holy she is reborn on the fertile equinox, the longest
day of equal sun light and darkness, she
is sent back to earth in this giant egg,
lands in the ephrates river, the egg
breaks open, then she turns a bird into an egg laying rabbit to proclaim her divinity.
This is on the first sunday after the equinox in spring Ancient Tamu sun god worship. Known all over in the eastern world.
A freak hunting accident where the reincarnated Tamus gets gored to death by a wild boar in his 40th year.
Then for each year followers would weep for 40 days and nights for each year of his life here then to give Tamus a better afterlife.
These 40 days preceeds easter sunday as the mother is reincarnated as godess of
fertility.
This was merged into Lent.
Where you deny yourself pleasures for 40 days, etc...
On Easter Sunday the followers would kill a wild boar and eat it, ham, in observances to Tamu.
The sons of Canan developed this in the land of Babylon, IRAN IRAQ area, and God had to make an end to this. Because he saw there was no way to stop this evil of
sun god worship from spreading that he destroyed the city, its tower, and mixed the tongue confused the language into all
these different languages to spread throughout the world, the name of the god changed and so on. The sons of Canan moved and Squatted on the promise land.
The Cananites and their Tamus Sun God Worship would kill babies in these caves and burn them as offerings to Tamus on
Decemeber 25th.
And on easter Sunday, after 40 days, of their observance, at the early sunday service, as the sun rises and fills the light into the cave, the priests of the
tamu sun god worship would inpregnate virgins in the cave and then kill these babies nine months later in the same cave,
and dip their eggs red in the blood of the sacrificed babies.
Tamu was what the early Roman Empire refered to as Mithra the Sun God. Mithra, the Light of the World, is an ancient sun god identified with Sol Invictus Mithra, that has been written down to be born on December 25th. Mithra resembled Jesus Christ in many references.
Sacrificing a person to the Roman Sun God was that you be nailed to a cross of tree, Death on the cross was the practice of both the Roman Empire and the capital punishment of the 2nd Temple Period in Judea/ Israel. Your hands be nailed, and
the palm colapses, around the nail with the thumb pulled in, the muscle bone and tendons are quite strong.
This way of persecution was adapted from the Persian Empire. Babylon. While the jews were in exhile, some merging of cultures occurred, and as it is written in
the 9 meter long temple scroll as in the dead sea scrolls, the freed jewish slaves of babylon adopted this means of punishment to a more escalated level whereas to be nailed to a tree is to be
cursed by god and man.
By
Anonymous, At
26/12/10 10:04
Noah had three sons, Japheth Shem and Ham.
Ham had several sons, one of whom was called Canan.
Now because of an Incident in Noah's tent between Canan and Noah while Noah was drunk, Noah cursed Canan to serve the tents of Shem and Japheth.
Now Canan lived in the land of Babylon and his grandson was Nimrod who created the
state system to serve him as god and thus the story of the Tower of Babel, etc..
Nimrod claimed to be a god and was killed.
His body was smeared all over the streets
of the place.
But that didnt stop the worship of him as
a god for his wife declared he didnt die and therefore he rose into heaven and now has become the sun god.
A few years later his widow, got pregnant, the rays of the sun had impregnated her, and she brings forth a reincarnated child
which she calls TAMUse.
Born during the winter solstice. dec 25.
A child mass was held, killing infants on December 25th.
She dies, Tamuramous,
accends into heaven and is so holy she is reborn on the fertile equinox, the longest
day of equal sun light and darkness, she
is sent back to earth in this giant egg,
lands in the ephrates river, the egg
breaks open, then she turns a bird into an egg laying rabbit to proclaim her divinity.
This is on the first sunday after the equinox in spring Ancient Tamu sun god worship. Known all over in the eastern world.
A freak hunting accident where the reincarnated Tamus gets gored to death by a wild boar in his 40th year.
Then for each year followers would weep for 40 days and nights for each year of his life here then to give Tamus a better afterlife.
These 40 days preceeds easter sunday as the mother is reincarnated as godess of
fertility.
This was merged into Lent.
Where you deny yourself pleasures for 40 days, etc...
On Easter Sunday the followers would kill a wild boar and eat it, ham, in observances to Tamu.
The sons of Canan developed this in the land of Babylon, IRAN IRAQ area, and God had to make an end to this. Because he saw there was no way to stop this evil of
sun god worship from spreading that he destroyed the city, its tower, and mixed the tongue confused the language into all
these different languages to spread throughout the world, the name of the god changed and so on. The sons of Canan moved and Squatted on the promise land.
The Cananites and their Tamus Sun God Worship would kill babies in these caves and burn them as offerings to Tamus on
Decemeber 25th.
And on easter Sunday, after 40 days, of their observance, at the early sunday service, as the sun rises and fills the light into the cave, the priests of the
tamu sun god worship would inpregnate virgins in the cave and then kill these babies nine months later in the same cave,
and dip their eggs red in the blood of the sacrificed babies.
Tamu was what the early Roman Empire refered to as Mithra the Sun God. Mithra, the Light of the World, is an ancient sun god identified with Sol Invictus Mithra, that has been written down to be born on December 25th. Mithra resembled Jesus Christ in many references.
Sacrificing a person to the Roman Sun God was that you be nailed to a cross of tree, Death on the cross was the practice of both the Roman Empire and the capital punishment of the 2nd Temple Period in Judea/ Israel. Your hands be nailed, and
the palm colapses, around the nail with the thumb pulled in, the muscle bone and tendons are quite strong.
This way of persecution was adapted from the Persian Empire. Babylon. While the jews were in exhile, some merging of cultures occurred, and as it is written in
the 9 meter long temple scroll as in the dead sea scrolls, the freed jewish slaves of babylon adopted this means of punishment to a more escalated level whereas to be nailed to a tree is to be
cursed by god and man.
By
Anonymous, At
26/12/10 10:04
Tamu was the Ancient Persian Babylonian sun god.
It is scribed that Tamu was born December 25th.
Egypt adopted, named as sun god Rah. Born December 25th.
Another Roman God Zeus, born December 25th.
The invading Roman army general went up to the burnt offering table and set up Zeus in the Temple, on Zeus Birthday December
25th.
We know Yashua, The Nazarene; the Messiah was not born this day.
Born on a Pagan Holiday to erase all behaviors from before is not a conception of man's mind?
What Emperor Constantine did was absolutely horrifying and disgusting to he
whom is invisible, great, above all creation. He could not squash or quell the faith of the early believers.
After a battle, in the morning he was praying to the sun god and after seeing a cross haired sun refraction, and hearing a voice to conquer in this sign.
When you squint at the sun, light refracts into a cross naturally, it is just the way light refracts.
He decided to mix in all the
Babylonian and Persian and Roman sun god worship/ pagan holidays in order to make the new state religion more easily excepted by those Mirtha followers, the general population.He took on the celebration of Easter which
Had always been a part of his life / celebrated (E)aster a part of mirtha worship and made a proclamation that all
Jewish practices were to cease.
All believers had to prescribe to or be killed.
You will no longer keep any of the
Celebrations of the Jews.
Made them swear to it.
You will keep none of the Jewish
Superstitions or none of the feasts of the Jews, he called it the feasts of the Jews, but the bible calls it the feasts of the Lord.
The Jews were just to keep them.
(The Feasts of the Lord.)
And with Sol's message, to keep the rituals and customs but do not impose it,
nor compulsion to the Gentiles. (All disciples were Messianic.)
To abolish Messianic Jewish ritual
Practice, to marriage the pagan holidays with the story of the Gospels and the earlier opposing followers of The Way.
Messianic Jews are those whom are
Considered the opposing persons to the Roman culture such that they are followers of the way.
Those Messianic followers of The Way did not accept the marriage and were killed.
Constantine began to strip away all things that were Jewish and he replaced them with Pagan Sun God Worship.
And if you did not follow Constantine in his new religion, then you were killed.
By
Anonymous, At
26/12/10 10:24
He replaced the name of Mirtha with (Yashua) Jesus, and we are now at where we are today.
Babylonian Sun God Worship but in
different clothing.
Instead of praying to Mars, they prayed to St Martine.
He replaced what he could to make it similar to Pagan worship to appease the population.
Constantine's mommy went down to the holy city where there was a temple to Aphrodite, god of Easter, fertility of Easter and the birth of new life. She put
A church over the top of the Pagan temple that was to be built over the top of the Garden Tomb.
(The Golgotha and Garden Tomb are north of the city walls.)
To this day in the courtyard of the holy sepulcher you will see the thrown down pillars of Aphrodite. Instead of worship of Aphrodite and the pilgrimage, you now have the worship of the mother of Yashua. Queen of heaven.
Constantine and mommy then went to
Betlehem to the Tamu sun god worship cave, broke down the Tamu Temple and erected the nativity church over the cave.
People now line up and go down to and kiss the floor that faces the eastern rising sun.
At the same place, infants were killed in the child mass on December 25th.
And infants were slaughter in Easter and the eggs were dipped in the blood of sacrificed infants.
In the time of Constantine, I would be hunted down and killed as a human for the words I texted.
I dared to challenge the church state religion.
Eventually the average populace was brought into this culture even to this day.
Cry out, Yashua, The Nazarene, The
Messiah, The Word IamHe, which became flesh, that not one thing in creation was made without he who is invisible: What have we inherited from our
Fathers???
By
Anonymous, At
26/12/10 10:25
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