Thursday, May 17, 2007

Best of the farewell Falwell cartoons ;)


I know some of us might not be too familiar with this guy, but its divine comedy at its best ! I for one will miss you and I hope your soul will rest in "peace".

I'll leave you with the top 10 of his (Grr..) gems:

On Christianity:

"Christians, like slaves and soldiers, ask no questions."

"
If you're not a born-again Christian, you're a failure as a human being."

"
I had a student ask me, "Could the savior you believe in save Osama bin Laden?" Of course, we know the blood of Jesus Christ can save him, and then he must be executed."


On politics :

"
The idea that religion and politics don't mix was invented by the Devil to keep Christians from running their own country."

"
God continues to lift the curtain and allow the enemies of America to give us probably what we deserve."

"
The abortionists have got to bear some burden for this because God will not be mocked. And when we destroy 40 million little innocent babies, we make God mad. I really believe that the pagans, and the abortionists, and the feminists, and the gays and the lesbians who are actively trying to make that an alternative lifestyle, the ACLU, People for the American Way -- all of them who have tried to secularize America -- I point the finger in their face and say 'you helped this happen."

"If I were president of the United States, I would include Muslims in my presidency."

On global warming:

"
I believe that global warming is a myth. And so, therefore, I have no conscience problems at all and I'm going to buy a Suburban next time."


On Women & Minorities:

"Grown men should not be having sex with prostitutes unless they are married to them."

"I do not believe the homosexual community deserves minority status. One's misbehavior does not qualify him or her for minority status. Blacks, Hispanics, women, etc., are God-ordained minorities who do indeed deserve minority status."


finally on the Teletubbies (hell even those !) :"As a Christian I feel that role modelling the gay lifestyle is damaging to the moral lives of children."


ENJOY!

Edit: for anyone (more like one !) that might find this offensive i apologize i tried to keep my words limited and let the man speak for himself

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11 Comments:

  • I want to say something but words are failing me right now!

    By Blogger Mohanned Al-arabiat, At 17/5/07 19:11  

  • Whew...how totally embarrassing.

    I am planning on writing that email I mentioned at Nas'! :)

    By Blogger kinzi, At 17/5/07 21:30  

  • hey No_Angel, you are tagged
    http://published-tala.blogspot.com/2007/05/10-simple-pleasures.html#links

    By Blogger Tala, At 18/5/07 02:04  

  • 3anjad 3anjad? inno 3anjad he said these things...wow

    Women as a minority, fazeeeeee3.

    By Blogger 7aki Fadi, At 18/5/07 02:44  

  • Teletubbies are SOO gay.... They are really corrupting the children!! In fact, any cartoon that contains guys in costume should be shoved up the asses of those gays who make it!!

    By Blogger Devil's Mind, At 19/5/07 17:57  

  • Hey, just wondering wy no posts?

    By Blogger 7aki Fadi, At 28/5/07 16:10  

  • busy? traveling? hope all is going well with you! take care.

    By Blogger Summer, At 2/6/07 23:46  

  • oops thanks for the comments,
    tala the tag is done,
    mohanned i was at loss with words so i used his
    kinzi still waiting for the email :D

    7aki yup, but then again who else thinks that way too ?

    Devil; tinky winky was so offended by ur comment he asked to remove it for hate speech :))

    By Blogger No_Angel, At 3/6/07 18:24  

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